Shooting my first bird

Haiyah, it's not working-lah. 0.3000 volts means we're off a bird. 24 is good. 0.3 is well, as you may have imagined, d'uh, Not good. Managed to find that bird after a while. Turns out that my bad termination has shorted the F type connector, hence making the modem shooting blanks. So I've learnt something new today. "People learn best throught screw ups" Hopefully these screw ups are non disastrous.

You do don't you? That is what that makes us human. Feel heat, hand off. Feel pain, back off, Taste sweetness, don't stop (unless you're diabetic) Fall in love, don't get out. Feel love's bitter end, vow never to love again.

Love is God's way of punishing men. It makes you want something so much, that you'll do anything for it. It makes you crave, makes you an addict, makes you weak, makes you surrender to it. Men who would rather die will succumb to love, and drown in it. Ironic isn't it?

The words "I love you" has never irked me more than now, or rather lately. Should I be flattered of have a mutual feeling? Hell no, and I shall not elaborate.

This is going off course. This is a bird which i shot 12Ghz at. It's fun. I enjoy what I do, although the conditions may be extreme at times. I bet not may people get the privilege of going on msn sitting under an antenna as a sun shade.

I can't think straight. must be the 3 nites in a row buffet dinner I've been having. If I had my way, I would just have something light and nutritious, like a dinner plate from KFC, hot and spicy please. It's a complete wholesome meal, think about it.....

KFC dinner plate breakdown
3 pieces of FRIED chicken coated in natural chicken skin, hey, this must be good right? It's natural! Need I mention, chicken is a good source of lean protein. But fried chicken? with it's oil dripping on the side? I don't think so...Protein yes, Lean? have you ever heard of lean oil?

One piece of bun. Bread makes you fat. It's true I tell you. Don't believe me? try going on an all bread diet. Eat nothing but bread. Unable to see your toes? Gut in your way?

One scoop of potatoes. These amazing root gives you energy. I have nothing against potatoes. So, i can't exactly bitch about em' potatoes right now.

Coleslaw. These are supposed to keep constipation away from you. Right. One measly scoop. Sure that'll do wonders.

KFC. what will Malaysia do without it? *tsk tsk*

my first blog post

NO I WON'T BLOG. NO I CAN'T BLOODY WRITE! NO NO NO NO NO.....


I was asked to blog.... to begin with, I don't read, let alone writing, blogging, articulating my thoughts, whachamacallit.. The only book I've finished reading was KIMIA SPM, terbitan Pelangi. Nope, I didn't aced that paper. OK LAH, I came close to finishing Da Vinvi Code. I can't imagine anyone reading this. Really, I don't. So please, kindly excuse the spelling and ROTTEN grammar. Feel free to correct em as you find it.

Let's see.. what do pple blog about? rite. they bitch in their blogs, Blogs are a collection of ramblings of people's imperfections and how they want the world to be. Bah. Now, Let's be honest. Won't you want the world to work out your way?

I am... currently... itchy. that's how i feel. Damn mozzies. This is supposed to be a 5 star hotel. It looks like a hutan rimba from Sarawak. Bah. Well thank God for WiFi. Something I cannot complain about. See? I have fufilled criteria 1 of blogging. BITCHING. Now I need a coke. Won't that nice local(ahem) waiter come over and say " Here you go Sir, On the house. One perfectly chilled coke with a dash of Whiskey(UK) Whisky(US). I read this somewhere..

I am currently... sunburnt. "Put suncblock on yourface, Son" mommy said. "And what? let someone bugger me?" thought the rebelious son. The rebel will purchase facial sunblock soon. See? this is not going anywhere. Consider my blog a complete was of bandwidth* and the best way to achieve 0% productivity.



*bandwidth: as far as i remember, the effective channel size for data to pass in a media. Nyquist theory says, The maximum effective bandwidth is twice the baudrate. The more bandwidth you have, the less productive you are, surfing stranger's blog, you nosy parker!